Monday, 11 February 2013

chapter XVI - chocolate bars

chocolate vending machines
Outside most newsagents, or just on some random council owned wall used to be machines bolted to the wall vending chocolate bars.

They were sturdy, solid metal machines that later got glass fronts. And for all that they always seemed to work and were never vandalised.


nestles crunch
One of my favourites and one of my younger sister's too, so she told me on the weekend. A chocolate bar lavishly laced with rice krispies. Yum!

This was one available from chocolate vending machines, in my case from outside the Jepson Post Office in Beaumont Road. Where I would often stop on the way home from a college disco, to satisfy a drunken sugar hit need.


yorkie
Still readily available, this I remember was the very first of the chunky chocolate bar.

Until Nestles brought this out, all chocolate bars were either a bar made up small squares or a totally flat slab of chocolate (god I miss a flat Cadburys chocolate bar). You could just push out the silver foil wrapped bar from the purple paper 'tube' cover, unravel some of the foil and munch away as little or as much as you liked

five boys
A good old fashioned flat chocolate bar that had the faces of five boys in various emotions, happy, sad, crying etc. It was launched over 100 years ago in 1902 by Fry's (later bought out by Cadbury's) who continued to produce it.

It was probably the most famous chocolate bar in the world for decades, before its discontinuation in 1976. And now, sadly, probably one of the least remembered


cadbury's flake 
Still with us, still a UK favourite. Cadbury's made the most incredible adverts for the television too, that most people will still remember fondly as I do, AND still sing the jingle decades later. Originally it came wrapped, with the ends simply twisted closed. but unfortunately its another one that has lost its innocent charm due to health and safety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrKUwUGwQfs

Eating a flake was a ritual, it was an art. The thing about eating a flake was, one unwrapped it totally and kept the unravelled wrapper under your chins when you bit into it. Then, due to the chocolate's delicate nature, pieces or crumbs would fall off and be caught. Then once you had finished the flakey, chocolate log, you could enjoy that one extra 
little sin and simply tip the otherwise discarded crumbs onto your tongue. 

But the new ones, now come sealed in a tube of paper, that does not allow for an easy unravelling of the paper.


caramac
My least favourite of all chocolate bars ever! As the name denotes, it was a caramel coloured and flavoured chocolate bar. 

It was also quite fatty in texture, probably due to it containing very little chocolate solids


butter snap

I remember it but not exactly its make up. I am thinking a thi layer of peanut butter covered in chocolate?


tiffin
Coming from the Fry's camp, and later taken on by Cadbury's it was a chocolate bar filled with fruits, nuts and grains. 

The term tiffin become popular in Colonial India, when it meant a small meal, like afternoon tea or a small lunch. 

But it's original meaning was any small snack eaten between meals, so the chocolate bar is appropriately name



finger of fudge

The jingle told us that apparently .... "a finger o' fudge is just enough, to give a kid a treat. A finger o' fudge is just enough until its time to eat. Its full of Cadbury's goodness and very small and neat. A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat" Not only that, like many sweets and chocolate bars in days of old, they put the price on the packaging. A weird concept to most these days I bet.

startbar
the jingle for this one informed us that "the next time you have an energy crisis have a starbar".

Billed as the chewiest, nuttiest bar around.


raspberry ruffle
Still with us? Or has this one been committed to the that great chocolate bar graveyard in the the sky? As I remember this was raspberry flavoured coconut, covered in chocolate


other chewy chocolate bars of old 
chocolate bars come and go. It seems a new type is brought out, market tested and if it doesn't grab the public's attention and become a massive hit and firm favourite they just disappear into the mists of time. Among those of my childhood, that are no longer with us include 
  • marathon - still here but now renamed snickers
  • aztec       - a rival to the Topic 

swisskit
I'dd risk it for a Swisskit ..... so said the TV advert, well so said, the man daringly skiing down a Swiss snow slope.



walnut whip
Probably my all time favourites. It came in a clear cellophane wrapper, with a small cardboard base.

The thing about walnut whips were the method of eating
  • bite of the walnut without disturbing the chocolate
  • bite of the chocolate top
  • insert tongue to scoop out the marshmallow centre
  • nibble the chocolate sides down
  • finally enjoy the extra thick chocolate base

wagon wheels
Is it just me or were these HUGE when we were kids, I'm sure they were much bigger than they are today? Or is it just because I have got bigger?

Another treat that for me was resigned to my Aunty Marg's house, cos we never had them in the house when I was growing up



bar six
A competitor of the kit kat, it was the Cadbury's version of the Nestles classic. Simply, yet cleverly named as it contained six bars of chocolate covered biscuit.

This one seemed to be around for years and then suddenly went away.


 smarties
The old and new Smarties tubessmarties are like the chocolate M & Ms. They are still around, but 'elf & safety' knocked all the fun out of them. Now they are in a 'sanitised' version of their famous tube. Originally they came in a cardboard tube that had a plastic lid. The lid had a little tab on it for easy removal, and on the inside of it a capitalised letter of the alphabet, so you could collect them to spell out your name or whatever took your fancy. Often they were swapped amongst school friends to get the letters you needed.

Or if you weren't collecting them, on finishing the little candy coated, chocolate beans you would put the lid back in, place the tube on the floor and stamp on it. Thus causing a loudish 'POP' and the lid would fly off in the aimed direction. No such fun now though. The new safe version has robbed kids of that little pleasure in life.

curly wurly
Another that is still available, but worthy of a mention. If only for the fact of the very amusing TV adverts for it that had Terry Scott dressed as a naughty schoolboy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycSq4CnFm8M

These were one of the treats my mother would sometimes bring back, after one of her rare nights out to the local bingo hall

toffee buttons
Small chocolate buttons with a hard toffee centre.

Definately not for those with fillings, especially child's national health nurse fillings!




weekend chocolate box
These were a box of chocolates with a difference. Not only did it have chocolates, but also toffees, candies and marzipans too.

I remember these as being a cheap alternative to a 'box of chocolates' that us kids probably bought for our mum's on Mother's Day. They came in a cool box though, as it had a hard cardboard lid as I remember? Which made it great for storing our crayons etc in after mum had eaten them all 

chapter XV - fairground and cinema treats

toffee apple

I have already written about the glorious toffee apple and posted recipes for them. But here they are again, a worthy second mention. Who can forget unwrapping them from their cellophane, vowing to lick that toffee off but always caving and biting into it after just a few licks. Hearing that familiar crack of the toffee as we bite into it and getting a mouthful of sweet toffee combined with (hopefully) a slightly tart tasting apple.

Toffee apples to me always transport me back to either a fairground, with all the whizzing rides, the bright lights and loud music or to a small house in our village in Wales, where an old lady always had them on display for sale in her front window.  

As a professional chef, I have used the principle of a toffee apple many times; my two favourites are
  • making them and then blitzing them and using it to then flavour ice cream
  • replacing the apple with a cherry tomato, the stick with a toothpick and coating the toffee sea salt crystals. These I serve as part of an amuse bouche or as a cocktail savoury

candy floss
If we are talking fairgrounds and food, then top of the list with toffee apples has to be candy floss. I have never been a candy floss enthusiast, I can eat it and appreciate it but I would go for a toffee apple everytime if asked. 

Every kid in the UK will have fond memories of seeing it for sale at the seaside resorts, often sold in bags, but for a true enficienado it must be freshly spun and served on a stick. Stood there watching the vendor turn the machine on, and swirling it around and around the stick. Seaside holidays are aroma memories of toffee apples, cockles, fish and chips and candy floss being made. 

Anyone else remember growing up in Plymouth, and every year, 'the fair would come to town' and set up on the fields down at Laira? The dodgems, the ferris wheel and the Walters? All with the music of Gary Glitter or Slade pounding out!  


popcorn
Unlike the US, popcorn was not a great favourite in the UK until probably the late 70's early 80's. maybe there was vendors out there at the afore mentioned fairgrounds but not to my memory. Nor, unlike today, did every cinema have a popcorn machine. 

If we were to have popcorn it came pre-made in bags from a manufacturer. There was rainbow popcorn, that came in a multitude of colours but was neither candied or salted, but just slightly sweet. 

Or there was the luxury Butterkist popcorn, that was caramel coated that you may got as a special treat at the cinema. 

As an adult, I love popcorn. All to easy to make these days with the microwave packets, but give me a large saucepan and a lid any day to make it fresh with. That way I can make it the way I want; candied, lightly coated with icing sugar, lightly salted, heavily buttered or my personal favourite bacon flavoured! 

recipe - bacon popcorn 
001 cup popping corn
008 pc   rashers of streaky bacon

recipe - method of production
Grill or fry the bacon until crisp (reserving the rendered fat) Allow the bacon to cool and go extra crisp, and then pulse to a powder (not to fine) in a food processor. Place the rendered fat into an over-sized saucepan and heat until quite hot, pour in the popcorn, place on a tight fitting lid and pop away. Shake pan from time to time to settle the un-popped corn the the bottom. When the last of the corn has been popped, remove lid, sprinkle over the bacon powder and shake pan to coat evenly. Enjoy! 


hanky panky
At some stage the manufacturer Pascall's, put out a product called Hanky Panky 

Clusters of toffee coated popcorn that from memory also had peanuts in them? 

I remember the comic brilliance of Arthur Lowe was used to advertise them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amvW0OTn9Xc

But am told that Adam and the Ants were also used, though I don't remember that, maybe someone out there knows a link to the advert? As a side issue, I used to 'hang' with Stuart (Adam) and also appeared in one of his pop videos (and no I am not going to tell you which one, search for yourself ;-)


Friday, 8 February 2013

chapter XIV - sweets and candy

Whether as a child or teenager, we all have a banquet of memories of sweets and other treats. Sweets, candy call them what you will, they were the lifeline of any child. Nothing used to light up my eyes more than walking past a traditional sweet shop and seeing all those bright coloured, sweet treasures on display. 

Some are lost in time, some have survived various trends etc and will transport us back to happier times whenever we come cross them as an adult. I could just list them as there are no doubt many, but I think I will pick the one's that do hold specific memories. Some are still with us, some have long since disappeared, some have made a nostalgic return.

Back in the day, we kids on a Saturday morning would all trot off to the "pictures"; to the cinema for our Saturday morning club. On the way we would often pick up our favourite comic; beezer, beano, dandy etc, (see the following chapter) always hoping that, that week there would be some free gift inside. Maybe a pea shooter, a plastic gun that fired elastic bands, all manner of politically incorrect and dangerous items! At the cinema, we sat in glee with maybe some toffees, or other sweets as we watched cartoons, a serial of some kind; flash gordon, the lone ranger and the likes, that always ended with a cliff hanger. Then finished with a kids movie of some kind.

These then are some of the treats we might have enjoyed .........

lucky bags
Now I know we had these as kids. They were a commercially made, sealed paper bag that held an assortment of sweets and also a small toy of some kind. Nothing fancy, but something that one might expect to find in a Christmas cracker. I have been reminded that there was often a plastic toy soldier in them, attached to a plastic parachute. That you threw in the air and then watched it come floating down

tuppenny bags
Unlike the commercially made fun bags, these were made up by the local sweetshop owner. Small, white, square paper bags filled with two pennies worth of loose sweets. You never knew what you would get, but always hoped it would have your favourites. Some of which may be detailed below. 

gobstopper
Lets start with the grand daddy of them all. Every little boy's favourite; the infamous gobstopper. A humungous candy ball, as hard as rock that one sucked and sucked and sucked and it never seemed to get smaller. 

Every boy's dream, every parents nightmare, especially when it got left on our bedroom sideboard when we got bored with it, left there to stick back in our gob's when the mood took us. Unfortunately more often than not, it either rolled onto the carpet picking up fluff, hair and god knows what (that got either, blown off, rinsed off or just picked off and then stuck back in for another session of sucking it) or our spit combined with the sugar outside, congealed and stuck it to furniture. 

blackjacks & fruit salads
These along with their sister sweet 'fruit salad' were a staple of most child of the 60's. 

Unlike these modern day wrappers, our blackjacks came with a very un PC wrapping. Back with white rather than this white with black wrapper and ours had the picture of ...... well, what is now referred to a golli on it. 

I always thought they were licorice flavoured, but seeing them recently for sale they are advertised as being aniseed flavoured. They were a black coloured candy anyway, that always left your lip, tongue and teeth stained a lovely black if you ate enough of them. 

While the fruit salads, were an orange colour or were they orange and yellow stripe? Anyway, if you bought a tuppeny bag of sweets, you could guarantee these were both included.

parma violets
Another one that often came in your tuppenny bag of sweets. I always associate these as being girls sweets and were the least favourite of mine when they did end up in my tuppenny bag

I fondly remember, seeing all the bags all made up behind the counter and always tried to choose a bag that I could see didn't have them in. Or at least try, because sometime they were sinisterly hidden, damn them.


refreshers
Crazy, multicoloured, fruit flavoured sweets that created a mild fizz in the mouth when chewed.

What boy wouldn't pop a few in his mouth, crunch them up like crazy and try and make the mouth fill with saliva and create a fizzy bomb in their mouth? Or if you were lucky enough to have fizzyy lemonade at hand ...... hmmmm ..... or maybe it was just me?

red sugar peanuts
These little sugary babies had the strangest of flavours. I can't recall what of though, I can 'memory taste' them but cant put my finger on it.

They are a candy coated peanut, also known as French burnt peanuts





popping candy
Of course, that fun with refreshers, was totally superceded when popping candy was introduced. In the UK, I think I am right in saying the first one was called pop rocks, and introduced to us in the late 70's. 

An American creation (of course) these were such a sensation when introduced and often small packets were given away in children comics. Such were their sensation I remember them being featured in many a TV show

Pop some of these into a sponge cake recipe, cup cake recipe or in some cooled melted chocolate and re-mould it for an excellent treat for a kiddies birthday party. 

hubble bubble
as an adult I detest chewing gum. But as a child, like any boy I was in love with Bazooka Joe's bubble gum. A large round pink blob of chewing gum, that came neatly wrapped and also always included a miniature comic strip inside. 

Unfortunately, it was an American import. Which meant us boys in the UK could never take advantage of the treasures that it offered our American cousins; joining the Bazooka Joe club, or saving the token wrappers until we had saved enough to send away for a free gift; like X-Ray glasses or a spy camera. I was always so jealous of those American kids that could get all this cool free stuff.  

golden nuggets
I loved these! Small nuggets of chewing gum, chewing rather than bubble gum as I remember? That were made to look like gold nuggets and sold in little cloth pouches. Brilliant marketing ploy.

They had a flavour of thier own, and I would try to pop only a few in my mouth. But as try as I might, like most kids I think I would end up tipping half a bag in my gob and chewing like crazy

I made every kid feel like a gold prospector.

bubble gum & chewing gum machines
Remember when these were chained up outside almost every local corner shop or newsagent? Often bubble gum balls in one,  with the other holding little plastic 'eggs' with a toy inside or huge gobstoppers.

Then there was the wall mounted machines that usually dispensed the Wrigley brand. Usually the spearmint or greenmint flavours, and later on the yellow juicy fruits. All originally as the little candy coated pellets and then the familiar paper thin strips, each individually wrapped in foil


chocolate vending machines
Outside the same newsagent, or just on some random council owned wall used to be machines bolted to the wall vending chocolate bars.

They were sturdy, solid metal machines that later got glass fronts. And for all that they always seemed to work and were never vandalised.


sweet cigarettes and tobacco
Horror of horrors, there were actually sweets for kids that promoted smoking! There were white candy sticks with a red tip, that often came in packets that were linked to popular TV shows, most of the kiddies shows!!

There was also chocolate pipes and cigars (always popular at Christmas time), chewing gum cigars and also something called Spanish Gold. Spanish Gold was a 'chewing tobacco', in actual fact slithers of reddish/brown strips of coconut. 


sweet peanuts
A hard candy coated sweet, that 'resembled' a peanut shell, that housed chopped salted peanuts. Another favourite of my mother's, which again explains why we all liked them in our family .... like what mum liked and bought, or go without!

Try as you might, and as strong willed and determined as you were, you could never pop one in your mouth and suck it until the outside candy shell gave in to the the chopped nut inner. After a minute or so of that lovely butter toffee casing being in your mouth, you just had to crunch into them


spangles
a type of boiled sweet, brightly coloured yet see through that came individually wrapped in a paper 'tube', they were a rounded square in shape with a circular depression. Originally they came in a tube of a variety of flavours, then later individual flavour tubes were introduced. |Mainly fruit flavours, but there was also; barley sugar, spearmint, peppermint and pear drop. The Old English tube came with a selection of licorice, mint humbug and pear drops. 


sherbet 
Mother loved sherbet fountains, she loved a sweet that delivered both a hit of sweet and sharp. There were two main types; one was the classic from Barrett's; a yellow paper tube filled with a white sherbert and a hollow licorice stick to either dip into the sherbert of to suck it through. But, no matter how many times I tried I don't remember ever being able to suck it through that licorice stick.

A second version, known as sherbet dabs was made by the individual shopkeeper; loose sherbet placed into a small white paper bag with a small sugar lollipop in it. Later in was sold in space aged plastic tubes

The sherbet in this case was not the fine white powder of the Barrett's version, but a bright coloured mixture of sugar, citric acid and bicarbonate of soda (baking soda). The recipe for which is below, if you want to make your own.

I like to make some up and use it as part of a dessert, maybe a shot glass full or just a small pile of it on the plate. Or how about a dessert platter with some sherbert on, a mini home made lollipop, a mini toffee apple (scooped using a melon baller) and other variations of all your childhood sweets. Makes a great, fun dessert and will transport your guests back to their own childhood memories. 

recipe - sherbet home made
003 tbs jelly crystals 
002 tbs icing sugar
001 tbs citric acid
001 tbs baking soda

recipe preparation
place all ingredients into a bowl and combine thoroughly with a fork 

jelly tots

Aimed at toddlers, these were baby sized rounds of jelly, covered in sugar.

The advert said; "roundtree jelly tots in small hands and the mum who buys them understands, that in small hands they're right to eat, the jelly soft and the sugar sweet. There's twenty, thirty, forty or more, red ones, yellow one's, colours galore, in the jelly tot bag ...."

Now if that jingle is still in my head 40 years later, the marketing must have been doing something right! 


barley sugar twists
When my father was alive and we went on any long car journeys e.g. Wales to Plymouth, mum would always have barley sugars on hand to prevent car sickness. But further to that, we would on occasion be given a twisted stick of barley sugar. Memory over reality is a strange thing, these sticks in my mind were huge in length. In reality, thinking back, they probably weren't much more than six inches long. But would seem massive to a child.

These were sold only in Boots the Chemist, which was nothing unusual back then. Especially when we consider the likes of coca cola started its life sold from pharmacies. Along with these barley sugar twists, they also sold a caramel/toffee version that had chocolate running though the middle.


fruit pips
These were sold loose, so you would get them in a little rectangular paper bag, or cone shaped if you were lucky, but mostly UK retailers used rectangular or square paper bags.

They were large pip sized, fruit flavoured hard candy.


brazil nut toffee


A firm favourite of my mother's was a rectangular slab of clotted cream toffee, with brazil nut pieces inside. It was cellophane wrapped and every slab would come with a small hammer with which to crack pieces off the slab.

Saturday nights or Sunday afternoon's in our house would often be spent watching TV with mum, and cracking into a slab and spending hours chewing on this toffee. And you needed hours, as it took ages to chew even the smallest of pieces.


bonbons
The French mat use this word to describe 'sweets' in general, but in the UK they are a specific variety. An olive sized round of toffee, covered in a sweet or sour icing sugar coating. 

Plain white (sweet) and a lemon (sour) ones were the favourites in our household. There was an old style sweet shop down the road from us in Plymouth that sold all its sweets loose, no pre-packaged treats, just jars and jars of sweet treats. Many a Sunday afternoon one of us kids would be sent down to get a 'quarter' of bonbons (quarter of a imperial pound). 


licorice 
my first introduction to licorice were the raw woody sticks. We would get these when I was a child in Wales. whether it was because it was a healthy aternative or because it was cheaper, I have no idea. But we would sit and chew and chew on these things until they were no more.

Then of course there were the delicious black sweet licorice; another joy inherited from my mother. Although later in life I discovered the Dutch version that comes in sweet, salted or very salted. My childhood memories however are of licorice strips and these licorice paddles.

There was also pontefract cakes; small, round licorice sweets that mum would often have a 'quarter' of in her handbag. These had the word pontefract pressed into them

 Later on we were introduced to red licorice. Red licorice? This was one of those childhood memories, one of those amazing discoveries that just stunned you.


licorice allsorts
Of course the king of kings as far as licorice is concerned is Basset's Licorice Allsorts.

Marketed with Bertie, a cartoon man made from Basset's Licorice Allsorts ..... how many of you knew his name, or that he even had one?

Coconut covered, plain twists, layered ones, licorice jelly covered in little candy balls ..... or as the advert said, "blue one's said Greg, thanks Greg, pink one's Doris of Swindon, we'll call you Doris .... licorice allsorts, every one is somebody's favourite"


crisps
Crisps or potato chips, have been around since 1853 when legend has it they were created by Chef George Crum of Saratota Springs, New York. In the UK they became commercially available when the Smith's Company started mass producing them in 1920. They came in a bag, with salt wrapped in a twist of blue greaseproof paper, very plain, very simple. Which explains the name these days of 'ready salted', as we don't need to salt them ourselves. The biggest manufacturer next to Smith's was Golden Wonder.

From that simple idea and single flavour, we now have so many. But also we have many flavours that have either changed greatly or disappeared from the shelves completely. Not everything improves with time; smoky bacon flavour is one that differs greatly from those of yesteryear and not in a good way. As is chicken flavour that used to be called roast chicken, a name change with good reason, they used to really taste like a roast chicken dinner. Flavours that no longer seem to be with us include:
  • oxo
  • bovril
  • salt and pepper
  • tomato ketchup. 
Sunday afternoon tea in our house included sandwiches and crisps. The sandwiches were more often than not either ham or tinned salmon, which were always greatly enhanced by opening them, piling in some crisps, replacing the bread and then squashing them flat, so the crisps break up. A small bag of them was also a welcome sight during the week for supper with some cheese and pickles. 

chipsticks
In the early 70's we were introduced to a new type of potato snack. One where the potato had been processed, mic with corn and then re-shaped. In this case to something resembling a chip.

It came in two flavours, plain (or ready salted) and salt and vinegar. We had these from time to time for a treat when mum on a rare night out went 200 yrads up the road for a game of bingo on a Tuesday or Thursday night. We so looked forward to hearing the door open at 8.30pm to see what mum had brought us back.


twiglets
These will be a total enigma to those countries that don't enjoy the flavour of marmite. That wonderfully delicious thick, black, meaty spread that one loves or hates with a passion.

A twiglet is best described as a small twig, dipped in marmite. In reality they are small twig shaped pieces of baked biscuit that has been sprayed? with marmite. Introduced to the market by the British Peek Freens company in the 1920's. But they were in fact the creation of a French manager who worked for them; Rondalin Zwadoodie.

They were far more expensive than the usual snacks like potato crisps, so as a kid we saw them rarely. But my Aunty Marg, who lived just a few doors down often had these in her house. And it is with her these will always be linked in my memories. It is with her that I thank for my love of these salty, savoury, hard little crunchy bits.